A post a day...

Where to start? Have you ever had thoughts, ideas and other mental diarrhea that you wanted to let out, but when you start talking to your friends about it they kind of cock their head to the side like a dog does when you say something they don't understand? Well that's me. I'm a manic, depressive, anal retentive, obsessive schizophrenic without the nasty paranoia aftertaste.

The purpose of this blog is simple therapy. I need a way to clean up some of the clutter in my head without freaking out the people who allow me to call them friends. My goal is to cover at least one thing a day, but I'm not the most steady person so if I get a day or two behind, just hang on, it probably means I've been storing things up and am about to explode (remember the manic depressive part in the previous paragraph??).

If you're a vegetarian, democrat, anti-gun, tree hugging, global warming worshiping, tofu farting, hippie, don't get your panties in a wad, I dislike everyone else just as much. If you want to hang out inside my head, either take a shower and put on some deodorant, or stay downwind. I don't want to hear any whining about political correctness, about the less fortunate, or how someone hurt your feelings. Actually I don't want to hear anything about your feelings, I rather know about your thoughts, or at the very least, that you are capable of thinking, because after all, that is the goal, to make you think.